Reporter: Good afteroon, this is a trasncript of an interview I did with local college student John Coffman. This young man has just finished his first week back in college after three months of blissful halycon days. Mr. Coffman was clearly exhausted during our interview but was still willing to go through with it.
Reporter: Hello. Mr. Coffman.
Coffman: Howdy Bill.
Reporter: So, what's it like going to back to school John? What were your first impressions?
Coffman: Well, it's the same thing it's always been, long periods of boredom punctuated by periods of absolute tedium.
Reporter: So you think you're classes are boring this semseter?
Coffman: Sorta, I'm taking Public Speaking, Spanish 4, American Government, and Psychology; subjects which I not really interested in. I'm bored between classes when I have an hour and a half where I have sit around before the next class starts.
Reporter: Are your teachers good?
Coffman: My psychology teacher is a nutter-
Reporter: [interjects] -A nutter?
Coffman: A nutter, ya'know, "not all the spark plugs are firing".
Reporter: You question her sanity?
Coffman:........ Yes.
Reporter: Huh.
Coffman:Huh.
Reporter: So...... How's your Wheaton application going?
Coffman: Next question please.
Reporter:Do you think you'll be accepted?
Coffman:........ aaaaand I think we're done.
[takes off his microphone and walks off stage]