Blew a hole in my colon.......

I'm in so much pain. My mother made a salad that had some atrocious chicken sausage, hardboiled eggs, and soy beans in it. I have been passing so much gass. It's outa control. I don't know what to do. It hurts, it smells, and it's uncomfortable. I could plug myself into a grill and cook a steak.

Today was the "first wind" of the year. I was sitting outside at school, and a great wind picked up and blew my papers all over the place. It seems like it hasn't let up yet. I enjoy this part of the year the most. The holidays are coming, it's getting cooler, I can wear whatever I want, and the fact that I don't have AC in my car doesn't matter anymore.

Things are looking up for the J-Man. Except in his colon where things are coming down.